The ancient and archaic nemesis of the mighty #airportninja, Lufthansa’s online check in system, strikes again…
The #airportninja ensures clean teeth by bulk buying travel-sized toothpaste.
Luggage porn (Taken with instagram)
The #airportninja disapproves of people breaking the electronics rules during takeoff and landing & for the safety of the flight uses the magic cabin crew call button to alert them to those attempting selfish and unsafe stealthy electronics usage. On Russian Airlines this is usually ignored though. Perhaps that’s why they crash more…
When in a mischievous mood #airportninja likes to confuse the TSA with his special shoe-socks
His new Rimowa carry on bags mean #airportninja now glides even more smoothly & stealthily through the airports of the world.
The #airportninja never runs out of coffee when on his many voyages.
When returning from Vegas #airportninja makes sure to arrive an extra 10 minutes early at LAS so he may enjoy his favourite slot machine, the Wheel of Fortune.
When he has the whole of Munich Airport’s BA lounge to himself #airportninja is at his most content, meditative & peaceful.
When in Russia #airportninja’s #airportbreakfasts are still respectable.
Aeroflot is not #airportninja’s first choice of airline. Or his knees’. He still successfully circumvents their stringent carry on allowances though so his ninja gadgets & costumes are safe.
The #airportninja checks in online to snap up the most prestigious seat. However he is never smug, just internally peaceful. @British_airways
The #airportninja is especially content when he stays in Airport hotels. It increases efficiency. If he times it right he can walk from bed to gate without stopping in record time.
Knowing Kiev Airport security is lax, and also expecting no credit card acceptance in the cafes #airportninja stealthily smuggles his Buxton spring into the gate area.
The #airportninja is at Heathrow so early that the Business Lounge isn’t open yet. He’s made a mental note to arrive 7 minutes later next time.