When returning from Vegas #airportninja makes sure to arrive an extra 10 minutes early at LAS so he may enjoy his favourite slot machine, the Wheel of Fortune.

When he has the whole of Munich Airport’s BA lounge to himself #airportninja is at his most content, meditative & peaceful.

When in Russia #airportninja’s #airportbreakfasts are still respectable.

Aeroflot is not #airportninja’s first choice of airline. Or his knees’. He still successfully circumvents their stringent carry on allowances though so his ninja gadgets & costumes are safe.

The #airportninja checks in online to snap up the most prestigious seat. However he is never smug, just internally peaceful. @British_airways

The #airportninja is especially content when he stays in Airport hotels. It increases efficiency. If he times it right he can walk from bed to gate without stopping in record time.

Knowing Kiev Airport security is lax, and also expecting no credit card acceptance in the cafes #airportninja stealthily smuggles his Buxton spring into the gate area.

The #airportninja is at Heathrow so early that the Business Lounge isn’t open yet. He’s made a mental note to arrive 7 minutes later next time.

The #airportninja knows the secret of BA’s seat 4A & 4C, and always checks in online early to select them first.

The #airportninja is very impressed with the new terminal & Business lounge at Budapest Airport. He is meditating & drinking custom espressos from ‘Coffee Corner’

Ethernet & USB ports on planes impress #airportninja

When he doesn’t get 6A #airportninja still gets the whole row to himself.

The #airportninja isn’t fond of old Russian planes on Izevsk Airlines. He is meditating.

airportninja wonders what swiping his credit card will achieve here.

The #airportninja always gets his special seat…