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May 29, 2012
The ancient and archaic nemesis of the mighty #airportninja, Lufthansa’s online check in system, strikes again…

The ancient and archaic nemesis of the mighty #airportninja, Lufthansa’s online check in system, strikes again…

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May 10, 2012
The #airportninja ensures clean teeth by bulk buying travel-sized toothpaste.

The #airportninja ensures clean teeth by bulk buying travel-sized toothpaste.

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April 14, 2012
Luggage porn (Taken with instagram)

Luggage porn (Taken with instagram)

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April 12, 2012
Gizmodo article about how to use electronics on a flight without getting busted... #airportninja disapproves

The #airportninja disapproves of people breaking the electronics rules during takeoff and landing & for the safety of the flight uses the magic cabin crew call button to alert them to those attempting selfish and unsafe stealthy electronics usage. On Russian Airlines this is usually ignored though. Perhaps that’s why they crash more…

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April 06, 2012
When in a mischievous mood #airportninja likes to confuse the TSA with his special shoe-socks

When in a mischievous mood #airportninja likes to confuse the TSA with his special shoe-socks

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February 28, 2012
His new Rimowa carry on bags mean #airportninja now glides even more smoothly & stealthily through the airports of the world.

His new Rimowa carry on bags mean #airportninja now glides even more smoothly & stealthily through the airports of the world.

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February 28, 2012
The #airportninja never runs out of coffee when on his many voyages.

The #airportninja never runs out of coffee when on his many voyages.

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January 12, 2012
When returning from Vegas #airportninja makes sure to arrive an extra 10 minutes early at LAS so he may enjoy his favourite slot machine, the Wheel of Fortune.

When returning from Vegas #airportninja makes sure to arrive an extra 10 minutes early at LAS so he may enjoy his favourite slot machine, the Wheel of Fortune.

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November 06, 2011
When he has the whole of Munich Airport’s BA lounge to himself #airportninja is at his most content, meditative & peaceful.

When he has the whole of Munich Airport’s BA lounge to himself #airportninja is at his most content, meditative & peaceful.

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November 04, 2011
When in Russia #airportninja’s #airportbreakfasts are still respectable.

When in Russia #airportninja’s #airportbreakfasts are still respectable.

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October 22, 2011
Aeroflot is not #airportninja’s first choice of airline. Or his knees’. He still successfully circumvents their stringent carry on allowances though so his ninja gadgets & costumes are safe.

Aeroflot is not #airportninja’s first choice of airline. Or his knees’. He still successfully circumvents their stringent carry on allowances though so his ninja gadgets & costumes are safe.

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September 18, 2011
The #airportninja checks in online to snap up the most prestigious seat. However he is never smug, just internally peaceful. @British_airways

The #airportninja checks in online to snap up the most prestigious seat. However he is never smug, just internally peaceful. @British_airways

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September 13, 2011
The #airportninja is especially content when he stays in Airport hotels. It increases efficiency. If he times it right he can walk from bed to gate without stopping in record time.

The #airportninja is especially content when he stays in Airport hotels. It increases efficiency. If he times it right he can walk from bed to gate without stopping in record time.

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August 17, 2011
Knowing Kiev Airport security is lax, and also expecting no credit card acceptance in the cafes #airportninja stealthily smuggles his Buxton spring into the gate area.

Knowing Kiev Airport security is lax, and also expecting no credit card acceptance in the cafes #airportninja stealthily smuggles his Buxton spring into the gate area.

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August 17, 2011
The #airportninja is at Heathrow so early that the Business Lounge isn’t open yet. He’s made a mental note to arrive 7 minutes later next time.

The #airportninja is at Heathrow so early that the Business Lounge isn’t open yet. He’s made a mental note to arrive 7 minutes later next time.